Elastic Man!An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up
next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the
sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO... It cost half a million
dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the
old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car
can do up to 320 miles an hour !" states the doctor
proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a
look inside?"
"No problem," replies the
doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old
man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with
my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to
show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it,
and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160
mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view
mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down
to see what it could be and suddenly
WHOOOOSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster!
"What
on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?" the doctor asks
himself.
He presses harder on the accelerator and takes
the Ferrari to 250 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he
sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped
could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at
275 mph. He was feeling pretty good until he looked in his mirror and
saw the old man gaining on him AGAIN
!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors
the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320
mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him
again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he
can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out
and unbelievably the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the
banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor.. Is there anything I can do
for you ?"
The old man
whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror ."
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