A guy is 72 years old and
loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat one day when he heard a voice say "Pick
me up."
He looked around and
couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,
"Pick me up."
He looked in the water and
there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, "Are you
talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm
talking to you. Pick me up, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman
you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and
jealous because I will be your bride!"
The man looked at the frog
for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his
front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "What,
are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your
beautiful bride."
He opened his pocket, looked
at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
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